Saturday, May 26, 2012

Sweet Prayer...

In church on Sunday, I overheard the little old lady in the pew next to me saying a quiet short private prayer. It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share it with you Dear Lord, These past few years have been tough.... You have taken my favorite Actor Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor, my favorite cowboy James Arness, my favorite athlete Bob Feller, my favorite singer Lena Horne and my favorite salesman Billy Mays. I just wanted you to know that my favorite president is Barack Obama. Amen...
Posted by John at 5:46 AM

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 20, 2012 at 11:40 AM

    A satirical look at the state of the union?!?!?

    F*ck you a$$hole. I for one would LOVE to knock every tooth out of your mouth.

    Yours truly,
    A card carrying Liberal member of the NRA.

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    1. JohnAugust 13, 2012 at 2:58 AM

      I'm happy to know I pissed you off! Punk!
      Yours not,
      Conservative card carrying member of the NRA.

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