Top Ten DC Earthquake Jokes

1. The earthquake should not have been a surprise, S&P predicted default would shake the country!

2. After the earthquake yesterday Obama and the DNC discovered three new faults: 1. Bush’s fault, 2. Tea party’s fault and, 3. Not my fault.

3. The rumbling felt on the Eastern Seaboard was confirmed as an entire Mountain of Debt which came crashing down in Washington.

4. Man that wasn’t an earthquake, Obama just dropped his wallet.

5. I see that S&P has downgraded the earthquake a notch to 5.7.

6. When I prayed for a shakeup in Washington I guess that I should have worded it differently.

7. The earthquake is the agitation cycle of God’s washing machine. Hurricane Irene is the spin cycle.

8. That wasn’t an Earthquake in D.C., it was Obama’s approval rating falling.

9. It wasn’t a quake, it was a $14.6 Trillion check bouncing.

10. It wasn’t a quake, it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves!

Do not be alarmed by the earthquake. That is just the Country shifting to the RIGHT!