Obama has done this country as much good as a snooze button on a smoke alarm

Will the United States continue to snooze through another election?

One wish

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
“I want to live forever.” I said.
“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that.”
“Fine,” I said, “Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses.”
“You crafty bastard!” said the fairy.


Courtesy of 
conservatives on fire

Ron Paul eposure of the newt!